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SAFU

Slutty And Fucking Underboobs

SAFU ISN’T
WHAT YOU THINK.

Thought you knew what SAFU meant?
Cute. You’re so fucking wrong.

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ABSOLUTELY NO SHAME.
DEPARTMENT OF QUESTIONABLE ASSURANCE

SAFU?
SURE, BABY.

100% CERTIFIEDBAD IDEAPARODY • NOT AN AUDIT

You came looking for safety.
You found a whole lot of trouble.

PROTECTION LEVEL: EMOTIONAL✕ FINANCIALLY USELESS

YOUR PORTFOLIO’S VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY

DOWN BAD.
STILL BUYING.

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−99.69%emotionally illiquid ↘
FOMO: CRITICALSTRATEGY: NONE FOUND
Average Degen Behavior.↵

One look.One bad decision.Now you’re emotionally invested.

SAFU INSTITUTE OF BAD DECISIONSEST. FIVE MINUTES AGO

UNDERBOOB
ECONOMICS.

FOMO+0 IQ=$SAFU
COMMON SENSE → 0peer reviewed
by absolutely nobody.

No degree. No strategy.
Just premium-grade bad decisions.

ILLUSTRATIVE NONSENSE. NOT FINANCIAL ANALYSIS.
IN BAD DECISIONS WE TRUST

THE HOLY SHIELD
OF BAD DECISIONS.

TAP FOR ABSOLUTION ↗Your terrible choices are welcome here.

Pray to the shield.
Blame yourself later.

A MEME, NOT A GUARANTEE. SOUND IS OFF UNTIL YOU SAY SO.
THE CONFESSION BOOTH ANONYMOUS. ALLEGEDLY.
ANONYMOUS DEGEN #001

“I said I was here
for the tech.”

sure you were. ♡
ANONYMOUS DEGEN #069

“I told my wife it was
a long-term investment.”

ANONYMOUS DEGEN #420

“I bought because
the logo was hot.”

finally. an honest man.
“I have absolutely no fucking idea what I’m doing.”— EVERYONE, EVENTUALLY
YOU’VE OFFICIALLY LOST THE PLOT
ABSOLUTELY

ZERO SHAME.
MAXIMUM SAFU.

COMMON SENSE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.
DAMN!

Too stupid to be scared.
Too SAFU to give a damn.

NO ROADMAP.
JUST LORE.
THE END OF YOUR GOOD JUDGEMENT

GET IN.
OR KEEP STARING.

You’ve stared long enough, degen.

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STILL FUCKING SAFU.Slutty And Fucking Underboobs